WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING:
If you are a person who:
a) lives in a bubble and your kids are little drops of sunshine all day long, everyday or..
b) does not talk about the times in motherhood where you really start to question why you opted for children at all and you certainly wouldn't like to talk about that publicly..
This post WILL OFFEND you.
(Just thought you should be prepared).
Lets' start with this:
That's Eva, my 2 year old, in a cast.
Sunday (as in 5 days ago), while at a church we were visiting, she got her finger shut in the nursery door. It was a freak accident (Eva was behind the worker who was letting out another girl to her mommy). GROSS ALERT: We had to rush to the ER. I saw flesh.. and lots of blood. Eva was hysterical. Mommy was trying not to be. They had to remove her fingernail AND she got 8 stitches (thus the amount of blood I freaked about). She was a trooper. She watched the surgeon as he stitched her up and didn't even cry when they gave her the local block (shot) to numb up her hand. She was super strong. That night she did wake up every four hours for pain medication but by Tuesday, she didn't need anything.
On Tuesday we went back to Children's to get the cast put on so that the wound could heal. It looked nasty, even all stitched up. But that's just mommy. Daddy said they did a good job. He should know.
So fast forward to today, Thursday. After a few days of Alabama heat, where it's too hot to be outside longer than 15 minutes without some kind of water activity.. things in my house are starting to get crazy. And we can't do water because Eva's cast can't get wet.
Then it just started going downhill.
-I went to pick up two towels on the floor in my living room only to realize that Alex brought his cup of milk over from breakfast (I have NO idea why, never done that before) and set it under the towels. So of course the milk spilled. Thankfully towels were handy.
-Eva had a near miss on a HUGE glass of water spilling over her cast, which I was warned not to let get wet... they put the fear of God in me. Apparently my daughter has a Gremlin cast and one drop will suck her arm into a wormhole and we won't ever be able to get it out. Never mind that they make waterproof casts. But I'm seeing that a lot of doctors don't like to let you in on all the options available for your treatment plan, they only suggest the option that's easiest for them.. because you are their last patient of the day and they just want to get home. Never mind that you just spent two hours waiting in a small little room waiting for them.
-I send the kids outside to play for that 15 minutes allowable by the heat index and then Eva comes in crying with blood because she put her ONE GOOD HAND inside the fan. Yes. IN the fan. Thankfully it was only a small flesh wound. No stitches necessary.
-Mommy needs a Valium at this point.
-The boys are fighting. Normal, but at this point, I'm done.
I decide to get out of the house and give them a new view and head to visit my SIL and her new baby. I thought it would be nice for the kids to play and I can fold some laundry for my SIL while she sits and cuddles her baby.
-After 15 minutes of being there I hear Jorge "MOMMMY, you need to come here quick!" I walk in to the playroom to see Eva sitting on her cousins (Kevin, 3) potty. No biggie, right? Well, except that she has taken off her underwear and shorts, which have poop in them and all over them, poop on her shoes, poop on the carpet, poop (in the shape of a toddler rear) on the red elmo chair, poop on her leg, and so much poop on her foot I think she actually stepped in the poop.
-I have to spend 30 minutes bathing my daughter and, what seems, most of the belongings in my SIL's house.
- Oh, and how do you get poop off of a cast you aren't supposed to get wet?
-I decide that it's probably best if we just head back home. As soon I get in the driveway, Eva falls down and gashes her knee.
I promise I'm not kidding.
I know my kids aren't out to get me. None of this was done to me. But I can assure you the thought has crossed my mind: "Now, tell me again why I wanted to do this?" oh and: "can we fast forward three years?" (and don't tell me I will want that time back. I get that. But it's hard while I'm in it).
Someone said we may need a padded room for Eva. I think I am the one that needs that room.
I'm hoping that tomorrow. . will be much better. IF I can make it through tonight.
3 comments:
good.gracious.
i told my MIL a while ago that i hope when i'm an older woman with grown children, and mothers of young children, toddlers and babies (esp. lots of them) complain a little that i will bite.my.tongue and let them express that what they are in is hard. they/we don't need to be reminded by every single person that we'll miss it.
yes, we'll miss the sweet cuddleness of the kids and the chubby hands and cheeks. we'll miss that they tell us everything they're thinking and always want to play with us but if there is someone out there who will miss constant noise and mess and poop smeared everywhere - well, they are just crazy.
*exhale* and amen.
(also, my word verification is "grate" as in "grate on your nerves")
Big Hugs! It sounds like you need a nice bubble bath, while someone else watches the kids!
For some reasons it does seem to come in groups. Hopefully that means you will have some calm days coming up. :)
Oh, I'm SOOO sorry. Those kind of days are the worst! Why do they always have to happen at once?!?! The poo sounds miserable. Along with everything else, but especially the poo.
I hope it's been better since?
And yes, I TOTALLY get the days when you wonder why you decided to do this at all. Been there done that.
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