Thursday, February 7, 2008

HUSBAND for SALE!

Me:  Okay babe.  I have thought and prayed about this.  I care more about us being united and on the same page as it relates to finding out the sex of the baby. So if you want to find out at the time of the sonogram, then I will find out with you.

DH:  WHAT?!?  You can't do that.. you wanted to wait until he/she was born.  Why would you do that?

Me:  Because, it's obviously more important for you to find out sooner, and I care more about us being on the same page.  Plus, I do NOT want to find out accidentally, after the fact.  I would rather do it together.  So I will find out when you find out. 

DH (FS-For sale):  Well, (speechless)..uh.. well then, I just don't know that I want to do it anymore.  

Me (ready to kill DHFS):  WHAT? (!@#$%).   Why in the world not?

DHFS:  well because I know you were all big on not finding out until the birth and I don't want to be the one to ruin that for you..... (pause)

Me: (thinking to myself).." awww thats sweet"

DHFS: (continues)... plus it kind of takes the the joy out of annoying you.   (end quote)

*You can't make this stuff up. 

14 comments:

JenB said...

DOES HE READ YOUR BLOG??????? OMGOlly! That is hilarious....
Men...

care-in said...

That's pretty funny...sounds like my hubby...doing something just to irritate me!

Kim said...

So, what are you going to do?

Anonymous said...

What's the real reason your not willing to find out?

Missy said...

Husbands! It's like all fun and games to them.

Dollar General said...

I take that as YOU WIN!! Looks like you took the fun out of his game! Two can ALWAYS play!! HA!

Rachel Garcia said...

to anonymous..

um..I just have a preference.. you can also see my post prior to this one for further explanation..

fyi- he is still "undecided" I think he liked the idea of knowing something that I didn't know.. although he says that was his motivation.

alli said...

too cute! I love reading how you 2 interact! It's awesome! I hope you include some of your stories in your book! Perfect illustrations!!!

as always...

can't wait to read to more!

Anonymous said...

What about HIS true preference? One that is not influence by your persistent and adamant opinion?

Marsha said...

ROTFL!

Kim said...

Wow, who is anonymous and why the heck do they pound you so much...?
Annoying.

I think you handled it pretty well. Be encouraged by friends.

Anonymous said...

What does ROTFL mean?

daisy said...

I don't think any of us are going to tell you unless you stop hounding Rachel. :)

Anonymous said...

Rolling on the floor laughing. Cute.