DH: WHAT?!? You can't do that.. you wanted to wait until he/she was born. Why would you do that?
Me: Because, it's obviously more important for you to find out sooner, and I care more about us being on the same page. Plus, I do NOT want to find out accidentally, after the fact. I would rather do it together. So I will find out when you find out.
DH (FS-For sale): Well, (speechless)..uh.. well then, I just don't know that I want to do it anymore.
Me (ready to kill DHFS): WHAT? (!@#$%). Why in the world not?
DHFS: well because I know you were all big on not finding out until the birth and I don't want to be the one to ruin that for you..... (pause)
Me: (thinking to myself).." awww thats sweet"
DHFS: (continues)... plus it kind of takes the the joy out of annoying you. (end quote)
*You can't make this stuff up.